Just for Laughs
A cop pulls over a guy.
“Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?”
“Gee, officer,” the man says. “Your eyes are awfully glazed – have you been eating doughnuts?”
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they met, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969.”
The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back.”