November 2008: Just for Laughs

This is batty

Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth.

The first bat says enviously, “Where did you get all that blood from?” The second bat replies, “Follow me, I’ll show you.”

After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, “You see that wall over there?”

The hungry bat excitedly says, “Yes!”

Other bat says, “I didn’t.”

Getting older

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

He said, “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you’ll live a nice ripe old age.”

So the cowboy did this religiously every day and sure enough, lived to a nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren … and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium!